I'm just going to rage

I went to acupuncture the other day (pregnant woman- hilarious- really, lady? Go hide your belly elsewhere because you're an ACUPUNCTURIST AT AN INFERTILITY CLINIC)
and she told me a number of things. Some of these injunctions I've followed; others I mentally crumpled up in a ball and  tossed into the closest garbage can. See if you can guess which is which. Her orders were:


1. No dairy
2. Take these ($150 worth) of Chinese supplements
3. No coffee
4. Start blogging again

You guessed it. #1-3 are out. #4 it is.